Destory All, the debut album from Pittsburgh’s Strange Monsters will linger in your brain like a drunken typo. You will find yourself laughing, but the surprised kind of laughter that catches you off guard, the kind that makes you wonder if you are a bad person. If you have a penchant (that’s right, we used the word ‘penchant’) for songs about pop culture fixtures like Optimus Prime, Zartan, or Spider-Man, then this album is for you. If discourses about conspiracy theories or philosophical thought experiments rev your engine, then this album is for you. If you’ve ever felt comatose while contemplating the Oxford comma, or if you’ve ever thought that a giant purple gorilla resided inside of every man, then the Strange Monsters will shepherd you into the unpromised land of indie rock. Rejoice, friends! For the time has come to Destory All! 

translation: 

Pittsburgh, the first album from China visited activities brain all monsters. You're a bad man, but he smiled a little guard surprised laugh, and I mean it. Naples ("good"), president, pop culture items, as' a spider, and - Oh, the wing, this is your album. philosophical conversations conspiracy theories, however, and try the machine, this is your album. Oxford comma or another, seems Gorilla, purple, and was in a lot of foreign victims, the priest would take the stone Unpromised. We, friends and efficient! 

Nice!